By the authority vested in me as a leader in research and education in the currently United Kingdom, and to protect my students from the fascists now controlling the formerly United States, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. Purpose. The wholesale scapegoat of an entire class of people based on their origin for the actions of a specific few, while ignoring the carnage caused by homegrown good old boy terrorists like Dylan Roof and Governor Rick Snyder, is so god damn fucking backward that those fucks must be enjoying the view of the polyp-infested large intestines they call “brains”.
Sec. 2. Policy. It has always been my policy to protect my students from fucking fascists, and so I must now suspend any and all activities related to publishing at or attending any academic research conferences in the USA until that time where those flag fucking flint bits see fit to fuck the fuck off.
Sec. 3. Conclusion. Ignorance always loses. Now let’s get back to work!